A Royal Performance

Your Royal Highness Queen Elizabeth.

Although you did not get to watch my show today, when I climbed inside my balloon, I did it for you.

When I pointed my toes as I danced across the stage, I did it for you.

When I brought laughter to the hearts of 900 school children, I did it for you.

When I stripped into my red lycra catsuit and held a long, red modelling balloon between my legs, I did that for Prince Phillip. I thought that was more his kind of thing.

Oh, and thank you for the tape I got of yours when I was a boy, I really liked Bohemian Rhapsody.